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| A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer. |
| Killing; Law and lawyers; Racism |
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| I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest. |
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| I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. |
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| I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me. |
| Atheism; Humanism |
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| My Grandmother told me that there was a passage in the bible that says, "It is better to spill your seed in the belly of a whore, than to spill it on the ground." So, I tried both. And the bible's right! It's way better. That's one of the reasons they call it the good book. |
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| Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait. |
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| That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. |
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| The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down. |
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| There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a BILLION people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you. |
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| Waterboarding -- that's what America does to its prisoners now. Dunking them in water until they confess. Of course, you have to remember -- we uncovered a lot of witches that way. So, credit where credit is due. |
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