|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
Quotations by author » Bart Simpson
Fictional character from the animated television series created by Matt Groening, The Simpsons |
| Quotes: 1 - 20 of 94 |
Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 Next Last |
|
|
|
|
|
|
| All I have left of the tree is that lemon shaped rock. Wait a minute......there's a lemon behind that rock!! |
| Uncategorized |
|
|
|
| Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. |
| Uncategorized |
|
| Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ. |
| Uncategorized |
|
| Dear God. We paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing. |
| Uncategorized |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
