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Quotations by author » Bart Simpson
Fictional character from the animated television series created by Matt Groening, The Simpsons
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A burp is not an answer
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All I have left of the tree is that lemon shaped rock. Wait a minute......there's a lemon behind that rock!!
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All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy
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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
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Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
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Dear God. We paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing.
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Don't have a cow, man.
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Garlic gum is not funny
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Hi, I'm looking for Amanda... Amanda Hug N Kiss.
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I am not a 32 year old woman
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I am not a dentist
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I am not a lean mean spitting machine
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I am not a licensed hairstylist
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I am not certified to remove asbestos
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I am not delightfully saucy
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I am not licensed to do anything
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I am not my long-lost twin
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I am not the last Don
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I am not the new Dalai Lama
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I did not invent Irish dancing
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