Main menu  Home  Categories  Authors  Quote of the Day  Contacts  Site map Recommend to visit Quotations by author » Bart Simpson Fictional character from the animated television series created by Matt Groening, The Simpsons Quotes: 81 - 94 of 94 Pages: First Previous 1 2 3 4 5  My name is not Dr. Death Uncategorized Nerve gas is not a toy Uncategorized No one wants to hear about my sciatica Uncategorized Pain is not the cleanser Uncategorized Pork is not a verb Uncategorized Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related Uncategorized Shooting paintballs is not an art form Uncategorized Tar is not a plaything Uncategorized Teacher is not a leper Uncategorized The truth is not out there Uncategorized There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson. Uncategorized Well, you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't. Uncategorized You kill 'em, we grill 'em! Uncategorized [to moe on the phone] Hi. I'm looking for a man first name hugh last name jass. [moe: ok as anyone seen a Hugh Jass? hello I'm looking for a Hugh Jass!] Uncategorized Quotes: 81 - 94 of 94 Pages: First Previous 1 2 3 4 5  All quotations are property and copyright of their authors © 2006-2012, Land of Wisdom