| |  | | | | | Quotations by author » Benny Hill
English Comedian and Humorist, 1924-1992 | | Quotes: 1 - 11 of 11 | Pages: 1 | | | | | | | | | | Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. | | Uncategorized | | | | | I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. | | Uncategorized | | | I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be. | | Uncategorized | | | Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. | | Funny | | | Roses are reddish/ Violets are bluish/ If it weren't for Christmas/ We'd all be Jewish. | | Uncategorized | | | The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. | | Uncategorized | | | Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. | | Uncategorized | | | We have a little bit of everything. We have entertainment in the bar, a pool room and kids menus, we have a comedy club that has been going on for years and we always do something special with that on New Year's Eve. | | Uncategorized | | | | | Quotes: 1 - 11 of 11 | Pages: 1 | | | |
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