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| After thirty, a body has a mind of its own. |
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| Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, "I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?" |
| Cats |
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| Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes. |
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| Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to -- or can't -- join the Big Parade. |
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| I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes. |
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| I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. |
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| I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.'' I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot. |
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| I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. |
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| I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. |
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| I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity. |
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| I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something. |
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| If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel. |
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| If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it |
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| If somebody makes me laugh, I'm his slave for life. |
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| It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. |
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