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| After thirty, a body has a mind of its own. | | Age | |
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| Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, "I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?" | | Cats | |
| Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes. | | Uncategorized | |
| Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to -- or can't -- join the Big Parade. | | Uncategorized | |
| I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes. | | Uncategorized | |
| I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. | | Uncategorized | |
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| I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.'' I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot. | | Uncategorized | |
| I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. | | Marriage | |
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| I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. | | Uncategorized | |
| I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity. | | Uncategorized | |
| I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something. | | Actors and acting | |
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| If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel. | | Uncategorized | |
| If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it | | Sex | |
| If somebody makes me laugh, I'm his slave for life. | | Uncategorized | |
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| It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. | | Uncategorized | |
