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| There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse! | | Uncategorized | |
| They can't chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can't contain it! Laws can't restrain it! Authority has no power over it! | | Uncategorized | |
| Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend. | | Uncategorized | |
| To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible. | | Uncategorized | |
| To make a business decision, you don't need much philosophy; all you need is greed, and maybe a little knowledge of how the game works. | | Uncategorized | |
| True, comics are a popular art, and yes, I believe their primary obligation is to entertain, but comics can go beyond that, and when they do, they move from silliness to significance. | | Uncategorized | |
| We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled. | | Uncategorized | |
| We all want to go to heaven, but nobody wants to do what it takes to get there. | | Uncategorized | |
| We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. | | Uncategorized | |
| We've had a few, but considering the length of the delay, it has not been bad. | | Uncategorized | |
| Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. | | Uncategorized | |
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| Whenever I hear about people trying to rediscover the "child within," I want to scream. | | Uncategorized | |
| Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!"? | | Uncategorized | |
| Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren't my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don't my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? ...I gotta get my life some writers. | | Comedy; Life | |
| Why should I have to WORK for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it! | | Work | |
| Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it! | | Work | |
| Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous? | | Uncategorized | |
| You can lead people to the truth, but you can't make them understand it. | | Uncategorized | |
| You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor that will be the strongest, and that will transmit itself. Rather then trying to find out what the latest trend is, you should draw what is personally interesting. | | Uncategorized | |
