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| If all the girls who attended the Harvard-Yale game were laid end to end, I wouldn't be surprised | | Uncategorized | |
| If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. | | Uncategorized | |
| If I had any decency, I'd be dead. Most of my friends are. | | Uncategorized | |
| If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. | | Money | |
| If you want to see what God thinks of money, just look at all the people He gave it to. | | Money | |
| If you would learn what God thinks about money, you have only to look at those to whom he has given it | | Uncategorized | |
| If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the best you can do, and it's the fact that it's the best you can do that kills you. | | Doing Your Best; Writing | |
| If, with the literate, I am/ Impelled to try an epigram,/ I never seek to take the credit;/ We all assume that Oscar said it. | | Uncategorized | |
| It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your clan will pay me back one day. | | Uncategorized | |
| It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard. | | Uncategorized | |
| It's a small apartment, I've barely enough room to lay my hat and a few friends. | | Uncategorized | |
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| It's not the tragedies that kill us, it's the messes. | | Uncategorized | |
| Lips that taste of tears, they say/ Are the best for kissing. | | Uncategorized | |
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| Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. | | Love | |
| Men don't like nobility in woman. Not any men. I suppose it is because the men like to have the copyrights on nobility -- if there is going to be anything like that in a relationship. | | Uncategorized | |
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| Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, may be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation. | | Misfortune | |
