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| When told that a certain woman would not hurt a fly Dorothy Parker retorted, "Not if it was buttoned up |
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| Where's the man could ease a heart / Like a satin gown? |
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| Why is it no one ever sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose. |
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| Why, that dog is practically a Phi Beta Kappa. She can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw -- I don't say she will but she can. |
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| Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words. |
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| With the crown of thorns I wear, why should I be bothered with a prick like you? |
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| Woman wants monogamy; / Man delights in novelty. / Love is woman's moon and sun; / Man has other forms of fun. . . / With this the gist and sum of it, / What earthly good can come of it? |
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| Work is the province of cattle. |
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| You can drag a horticulture, but you can't make her think. |
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| You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think. |
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| You can't do four movies and be good to everybody and be flying all night and shooting all day with a different wig and then be going to sing on Broadway without feeling a little tired. You endlessly feel you're letting somebody down. |
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