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| A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. |
| Conscience; Memory |
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| A pun is the lowest form of humor - unless you thought of it yourself |
| Uncategorized |
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| A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success. |
| Best friend |
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| A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. |
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| Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. |
| Bosses |
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| Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties. |
| Bosses; Funny |
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| Arriving 15 minutes early does nothing but guarantee a 30-minute wait |
| Uncategorized |
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| Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management |
| Democracy; Government; Management |
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| Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours. |
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| Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. |
| Teenage |
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| Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own |
| Teenage; Thought |
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| For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. |
| Uncategorized |
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| Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. |
| Computers |
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| If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. |
| America and Americans |
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| If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. |
| Life; Sports |
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| If someone had asked me after the eruption what it would have looked like after 25 years, I would never have guessed it would have been like this. |
| Uncategorized |
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| If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur |
| Uncategorized |
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| If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. |
| Language |
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