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English middle-distance runner who won gold medals at the 1924 Olympic Games in Paris, 1902-1981
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A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
ConscienceMemory
A pun is the lowest form of humor - unless you thought of it yourself
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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.
Best friend
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Bosses
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
BossesFunny
Arriving 15 minutes early does nothing but guarantee a 30-minute wait
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Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management
DemocracyGovernmentManagement
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
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Even before the eruption it was about 45 feet.
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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Teenage
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own
TeenageThought
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
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grandchildren fighting over your lap.
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Computers
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
America and Americans
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
LifeSports
If someone had asked me after the eruption what it would have looked like after 25 years, I would never have guessed it would have been like this.
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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur
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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
Language
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