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Quotations by author » Douglas Adams
British comic Writer, 1952-2001
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'My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre,' he muttered to himself, 'and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.'
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'This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'
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'Why can't people just learn to live together in peace and harmony?' said Arthur. / Ford gave a loud, very hollow laugh. / 'Forty-two!' he said with a malicious grin, 'No, doesn't work. Never mind.'
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
AppreciationMistakes
A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with a typewriter in front of it. It is an interface where the mind and body can connect with the universe and move bits of it about.
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Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of
Safety
American Atheists: What message would you like to send to your Atheist fans?
Douglas Adams: Hello! How are you?
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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Presidency
Arthur: 'It's at times like this I wish I'd listened to my mother.' Ford : 'Why, what did she say?' Arthur: 'I don't know, I never listened.'
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Besides the pastor, there were about five people who had access to the safe, ... Those people have been eliminated as suspects through the investigative process.
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Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people from point B are so keen to get there and what's so great about point B that so many people from point A are so keen to get there. They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be.
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Dave is one of my favorite sources of information and opinion on the Web. His opinions are passionately held, well-informed, intelligent, argumentative, and quite often wrong.
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Don't Panic
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Even traveling despondently is better than arriving here.
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For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
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Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
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Ford? There's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for 'Hamlet' they've worked out
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Having been an English literary graduate, I've been trying to avoid the idea of doing art ever since.
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He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
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He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
Wishes
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