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| 'My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre,' he muttered to himself, 'and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.' |
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| 'This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.' |
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| 'Why can't people just learn to live together in peace and harmony?' said Arthur. / Ford gave a loud, very hollow laugh. / 'Forty-two!' he said with a malicious grin, 'No, doesn't work. Never mind.' |
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| A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. |
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| A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with a typewriter in front of it. It is an interface where the mind and body can connect with the universe and move bits of it about. |
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| Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of |
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American Atheists: What message would you like to send to your Atheist fans?
Douglas Adams: Hello! How are you? |
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| Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. |
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| Arthur: 'It's at times like this I wish I'd listened to my mother.' Ford : 'Why, what did she say?' Arthur: 'I don't know, I never listened.' |
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| Besides the pastor, there were about five people who had access to the safe, ... Those people have been eliminated as suspects through the investigative process. |
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| Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people from point B are so keen to get there and what's so great about point B that so many people from point A are so keen to get there. They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be. |
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| Dave is one of my favorite sources of information and opinion on the Web. His opinions are passionately held, well-informed, intelligent, argumentative, and quite often wrong. |
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| Even traveling despondently is better than arriving here. |
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| For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. |
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| Ford? There's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for 'Hamlet' they've worked out |
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| Having been an English literary graduate, I've been trying to avoid the idea of doing art ever since. |
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| He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it. |
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| He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife. |
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