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A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
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A vacation is what you take when can no longer take what you've been taking.
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A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
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Always remember, money isn't everything -- but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
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An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen.
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Announcement from the proud parents of a baby daughter. "We have skirted the issue."
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Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.
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Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
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Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
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Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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For some kids who never even dreamed of going to college, they come to see the games and black football teams and bands from black colleges, and they see what's possible.
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For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings.
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Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone, you don't.
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Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.
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He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
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He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone
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Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back
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I've been around, and I see what other cities are doing, and I think, 'Why not us, we're a proud people,'
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
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