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| Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money? | | Uncategorized | |
| Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect | | Uncategorized | |
| Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas. | | Uncategorized | |
| Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back. | | Uncategorized | |
| No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it | | Money | |
| Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air. | | Uncategorized | |
| Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done. | | Uncategorized | |
| Nowadays people can be divided into three classes - the haves the have-nots and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves | | Uncategorized | |
| One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills. | | Uncategorized | |
| Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously. | | Uncategorized | |
| Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. | | Uncategorized | |
| Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. | | Uncategorized | |
| Somebody figured it out / we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments. | | Uncategorized | |
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| The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. | | Uncategorized | |
| The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise. | | Uncategorized | |
| There's certain things that had to be proven beyond a reasonable doubt, ... So I'd have to be able to prove what he said was in fact false and I can't do that. | | Uncategorized | |
| This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt. | | Uncategorized | |
| To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible | | Uncategorized | |
| Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents. | | Uncategorized | |
