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Quotations by author » Finley Peter Dunne
American Journalist and Humorist, 1867-1936 |
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| A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. |
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| A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable. |
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| A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary. |
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| Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts. |
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| An appeal is when you ask one court to show it's contempt for another court. |
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| Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable. |
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| It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it. |
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| Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals. |
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| Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals. |
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| One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it. |
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| The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. |
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| The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here. |
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| The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is just turning around as usual. |
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| There ain't any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare. |
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| There are no friends at cards or world politics. |
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| Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it. |
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