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| It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner | | Uncategorized | |
| It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the long-range effects of our national stupidity | | Uncategorized | |
| Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny | | Jazz | |
| Jesus will think you're a jerk. And it would be true. | | Uncategorized | |
| Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. | | Uncategorized | |
| Most rock journalism is people who can not write interviewing people who can not talk | | Journalism | |
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| Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something. | | Uncategorized | |
| My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can | | Uncategorized | |
| No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to. | | Uncategorized | |
| No, I don't think people really give a shit about that (meeting one's maker) unless they're completely bamboozled by religious superstition - to live your life in planning for this good time you're going to have in the sky | | Uncategorized | |
| One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds. | | Philosophy | |
| People, wake up Figure it out Religious fanatics Around and about The Court House, The State House, The Congress, The White House Criminal saints With a "Heavenly Mission" - A nation enraptured By pure superstition | | Uncategorized | |
| Politics is the entertainment branch of industry. | | Politics | |
| Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read | | Journalism | |
| Some people crave baseball - I find this unfathomable but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing a bassoon | | Uncategorized | |
| Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe. | | Scientists | |
| Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not | | Ignorance | |
| The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows. | | Computers | |
| The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick conducts his business | | Uncategorized | |
