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Quotations by author » Garrison Keillor
American writer and broadcaster b.1942
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A book is a gift you can open again and again.
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A compassionate conservative is someone who electrocutes juveniles but lets them have a last 'make a wish'
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A Democrat in a red state? ... Were you elected, or is this a divine miracle?
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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it
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A good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever.
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A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
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A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer.
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A Prairie Home Companion
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All fiction comes from a little bit of reality, otherwise it would have no relevance. The fun is in innovation, take something real like this fair, and make it something larger than life.
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an excellent age for reform of all sorts.
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and opened a Harry Potter book, read a few pages and said: 'I could have done that. I could have done that while doing all the other things that I do. Why didn't I?'
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And she wept onto the sleeve of my suit. I have a suit that has Lindsay's tears on it,
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Be more funny! Be more funny!
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Be well, do good work, and keep in touch
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Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head.
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Being Lutheran, Mother believed that self-pity is a deadly sin and so is nostalgia, and she had no time for either
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Big mistake, ... Why do I need another weekly deadline?
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Can't Help Falling in Love.
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function
Cats
chastened by the stinging criticisms of last year's award nominations to five fiction writers nobody ever heard of.
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