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| That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average | | Uncategorized | |
| The funniest line in English is ''Get it?'' When you say that, everyone chortles. | | Uncategorized | |
| The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose | | Childhood; Food | |
| The moment they started shooting this picture it's like he became 30 years younger. He's tremendously focused and capable. | | Uncategorized | |
| There's so many people who move around our country and lose track of their own ancestry. It's nice to know where you come from. | | Uncategorized | |
| They said it would be terrible if the show were not in St. Paul. I listen to people who tug at my sleeve. | | Uncategorized | |
| They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days. | | Funerals | |
| They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days | | Funerals | |
| They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on the sole | | Uncategorized | |
| Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up | | Uncategorized | |
| We had a bevy -- literally a bevy -- of queens on our show, representing every agricultural product, ... They were quite self-possessed young women. They had poise, which is the one thing that royalty most requires. The swine queen probably had more poise than anybody else. You would have to, in order to be 'Miss Swine.' | | Uncategorized | |
| We have no plans to do the Fitz after Jan. 1 in the current season. | | Uncategorized | |
| We've had a lot of response to 'The Writer's Almanac,' most of it favorable, ... I don't think it's ever been taken off or been censored before. | | Uncategorized | |
| When you do something for a long time, as I have, it becomes difficult to keep yourself in trim. You become slack, but this has been very inspiring. It makes a person resolve to do better when the radio show starts up again in the fall. | | Uncategorized | |
| Where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking and all the children are above-average. | | Children; Men; Women | |
| [The ensemble also performed on National Public Radio's] A Prairie Home Companion ... You sounded like the Chicago Symphony and yet you're not crabby and grumpy like they are -- amazing! | | Uncategorized | |
