| |  | | | | | | | | | | | It may be said that artist and censor differ in this wise: that the first is a decent mind in an indecent body and that the second is an indecent mind in a decent body | | Uncategorized | | | | | Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few. | | Love | | | Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man | | Love | | | | | Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles. | | Patriotism | | | Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men | | Politics | | | So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater. | | Uncategorized | | | The path of sound credence is through the thick forest of skepticism | | Uncategorized | | | The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth. | | Uncategorized | | | To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination. | | Uncategorized | | | What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency. | | Men and Women | | | Whenever a man encounters a woman in a mood he doesn't understand, he wants to know if she's tired. | | Uncategorized | | | Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. | | Uncategorized | | | | | | | |
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