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| A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. |
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| A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. |
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| A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast |
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| A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. |
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| A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. |
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| Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. |
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| All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. |
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| And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it. |
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| Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy |
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| Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. |
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| Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. |
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| Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed |
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| Did I ever tell you how I shot a wild elephant in my pyjamas? How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. |
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| Do you mind if I don't smoke ? |
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| Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you? |
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| Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you |
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