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| Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it. |
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| Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me? |
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| Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do! |
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| Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough |
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| Women should be obscene and not heard. |
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| Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore, I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication. |
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| You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it |
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| [When Judy Garland lost the 1954 best actress Oscar to Grace Kelly in] The Country Girl, ... Dear Judy, this is the biggest robbery since Brinks. |
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