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Quotations by author » Groucho Marx
American Comedian, Actor and Singer, 1890-1977
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Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
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Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
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Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
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Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
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Women should be obscene and not heard.
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Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore, I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication.
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You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it
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[When Judy Garland lost the 1954 best actress Oscar to Grace Kelly in] The Country Girl, ... Dear Judy, this is the biggest robbery since Brinks.
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