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| It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. | | Mothers | |
| It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark. | | Uncategorized | |
| Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds | | Jealousy | |
| Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. | | 40th birthday; Funny; Life | |
| Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest | | Men and Women | |
| Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor | | Love | |
| Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall. | | Uncategorized | |
| Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain. | | Uncategorized | |
| Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. | | Uncategorized | |
| Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty | | Marriage | |
| Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic. | | Marriage | |
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| Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. | | Trust | |
| No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a ''Master of Arts'' and a ''Doctor of Philosophy'' after catering to an ordinary man for a few years. | | Uncategorized | |
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| Nobody is quite so blase and sophisticated as a boy of nineteen who is just recovering from a baby grand passion | | Passion | |
| Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course. | | Love; Marriage | |
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| Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time. | | Men and Women | |
| Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man | | Uncategorized | |
