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| The feminine vanity case is the grave of masculine illusions. | | Uncategorized | |
| The follies which a man regrets most in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. | | Foolishness; Regret | |
| The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious. | | Uncategorized | |
| The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our yawns | | Uncategorized | |
| The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you have to give since you've already given him your love, bottling | | Common sense; Love | |
| The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. | | Uncategorized | |
| The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him | | Men and Women; Women | |
| There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly. | | Uncategorized | |
| There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age. | | Age | |
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| There aren't any embarrassing questions - only embarrassing answers. | | Uncategorized | |
| There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them. | | Uncategorized | |
| To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning, but to a man it is the beginning of the end. | | Uncategorized | |
| To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. | | Happiness; Love; Marriage | |
| To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is ''misunderstood'' or that he is ''different''; none of this is necessarily complimentary, but it will flatter him infinitely more that merely telling him that he is brilliant, or noble, or wise, or good. | | Uncategorized | |
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| Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. | | Uncategorized | |
| What a man calls his ''conscience'' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love. | | Uncategorized | |
| When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one | | Uncategorized | |
| When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. | | Uncategorized | |
