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| Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends | | Conscience | |
| Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking. | | Conscience | |
| Conscience: The inner voice which warns us that someone is looking | | Uncategorized | |
| Courtroom: A place where Jesus Christ and Judas Iscariot would be equals, with the betting odds favoring Judas | | Uncategorized | |
| Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh | | Uncategorized | |
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| Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long | | Uncategorized | |
| Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. | | Democracy | |
| Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses. | | Democracy | |
| Democracy is based upon so childish a complex of fallacies that they must be protected by a rigid system of taboos, else even half-wits would argue it to pieces | | Democracy | |
| Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven. | | Democracy | |
| Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. | | Democracy | |
| Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard. | | Democracy | |
| Democratic man, as I have remarked, is quite unable to think of himself as a free individual; he must belong to a group, or shake with fear and loneliness - and the group, of course, must have its leaders | | Democracy | |
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| During many a single week, I daresay, more money is spent in New York upon useless and evil things than would suffice to run the kingdom of Denmark for a year | | Uncategorized | |
| During the majority of his waking hours he is in close association with his pupils, who are admittedly his inferiors, and so he rapidly acquires the familiar, self-satisfied professorial attitude of mind | | Uncategorized | |
| Economic independence is the foundation of the only sort of freedom worth a damn | | Uncategorized | |
| Evangelical Christianity, as everyone knows, is founded upon hate, as the Christianity of Christ was founded upon love | | Christianity | |
| Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. | | Government | |
