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| I'm not telling you, 'Never eat a hamburger.' Just eat the good ones with real beef, you know, like the ones from that mom-and-pop diner down the street, ... And it's so good that when you take a bite out of that burger, you just know somewhere in the world a vegan is crying. | | Uncategorized | |
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| If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. | | Uncategorized | |
| If you're going to get mad at me everytime I do something stupid then I guess I'll have to stop doing stupid things! | | Uncategorized | |
| It [YVAN EHT NIOJ] doesn't mean anything! It's like 'ramalamadingdong' or 'give peace a chance'! | | Uncategorized | |
| It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day. | | Uncategorized | |
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| Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. | | Uncategorized | |
| Just because i don't listen doesn't mean i don't understand. | | Uncategorized | |
| Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat! | | Uncategorized | |
| Marge, don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel | | Uncategorized | |
| Marge, don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel. | | Uncategorized | |
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Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman! | | Uncategorized | |
Max Power—he's the man whose name you'd love to touch...
But, you musn't touch!
His name sounds good in your ear
But when you say it, you mustn't fear
Because his name can be said by anyone! | | Uncategorized | |
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| mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes. | | Beer; Food | |
| No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. | | Uncategorized | |
