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| Oh Lisa, you and your stories... Bart is a Vampire... Beer kills off braincells... Now lets go back to that... building.... where bed and tv.... is | | Uncategorized | |
| Oh Marge, Of course everything seems bad if you remember it. | | Uncategorized | |
| Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs. | | Beer | |
| Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that. | | Uncategorized | |
| Oh..please dont eat me, I have a wife and three kids...eat them! | | Uncategorized | |
| Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. | | Uncategorized | |
| Olive oil ... asparagus ... if your mother wasn't so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people. | | Uncategorized | |
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| Owww look at me Marge, I'm making people Happy! I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane!!!!...... By the way I was being sarcastic... | | Uncategorized | |
| Prohibition? HA! They tried that in the movies and it didn't work | | Uncategorized | |
| Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind! | | Uncategorized | |
| Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get. | | Uncategorized | |
| Sport, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose... It's how drunk you get. | | Uncategorized | |
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| That's it, from now on I'm not looking forward to anything! Oh my god! Tomorrow there's a two for one sale on piano benches. I can't wait, ooh, ooh, ooh! | | Uncategorized | |
| The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws! | | Uncategorized | |
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| Trying is the first step to failure | | Humor; Life | |
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