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Quotations by author » Homer Simpson
Fictional character from the animated television series created by Matt Groening, The Simpsons
Quotes: 41 - 60 of 68 Pages: First Previous 1 2 3 4 Next Last
Oh Lisa, you and your stories... Bart is a Vampire... Beer kills off braincells... Now lets go back to that... building.... where bed and tv.... is
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Oh Marge, Of course everything seems bad if you remember it.
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Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.
Beer
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.
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Oh..please dont eat me, I have a wife and three kids...eat them!
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Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
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Olive oil ... asparagus ... if your mother wasn't so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people.
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Operator, give me the number for 911!
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Owww look at me Marge, I'm making people Happy! I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane!!!!...... By the way I was being sarcastic...
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Prohibition? HA! They tried that in the movies and it didn't work
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Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!
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Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.
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Sport, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose... It's how drunk you get.
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Stupid Flounders!
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That's it kids... suckle daddy's sugar ball.
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That's it, from now on I'm not looking forward to anything! Oh my god! Tomorrow there's a two for one sale on piano benches. I can't wait, ooh, ooh, ooh!
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The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
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They have the Internet on computers, now?
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Trying is the first step to failure
HumorLife
Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.
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