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| A child learns to discard his ideals, whereas a grown-up never wears out his short pants. | | Uncategorized | |
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| A weak man has doubts before a decision; a strong man has them afterwards. | | Uncategorized | |
| A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. | | Women | |
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| A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer. | | Uncategorized | |
| Adults who still derive childlike pleasure from hanging gifts of a ready-made education on the Christmas tree of a child waiting outside the door to life do not realize how unreceptive they are making the children to everything that constitutes the true surprise of life. | | Uncategorized | |
| An aphorism can never be the whole truth; it is either a half-truth or a truth-and-a-half. | | Uncategorized | |
| An aphorism never coincides with the truth: it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths. | | Uncategorized | |
| An illusion of depth often occurs if a blockhead is a muddlehead at the same time | | Uncategorized | |
| Artists have a right to be modest and a duty to be vain. | | Uncategorized | |
| Children play soldier. That makes sense. But why do soldiers play children? | | Uncategorized | |
| Christian morality prefers remorse to precede lust, and then lust not to follow | | Christianity; Morality | |
| Corruption is worse than prostitution. The latter might endanger the morals of an individual, the former invariably endangers the morals of the entire country. | | Uncategorized | |
| Culture is the tacit agreement to let the means of subsistence disappear behind the purpose of existence. Civilization is the subordination of the latter to the former. | | Uncategorized | |
| Curses on the law! Most of my fellow citizens are the sorry consequences of uncommitted abortions | | Uncategorized | |
| Democracy divides people into workers and loafers. It makes no provision for those who have no time to work. | | Uncategorized | |
| Democracy means the opportunity to be everyone's slave | | Democracy | |
| Do not learn more than you absolutely need to get through life | | Learning | |
| Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots | | Education | |
