| |  | | | | | | | | | | | Arguments with furniture are rarely productive. | | Arguments | | | Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral. | | Funerals | | | Even the Thickest pizza on earth will be delivered cold. | | Uncategorized | | | I have seen the future and it is very much like the present, only longer. | | Uncategorized | | | if you are married, there exists no comfort in being intelligent. | | Uncategorized | | | It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. | | Uncategorized | | | Spiders are relatively high in protein, but they tickle. | | Uncategorized | | | Stealing a Rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly. | | Uncategorized | | | The world as seen through the window of an insane asylum is the same world as seen from the window of a dentist's office. | | Uncategorized | | | | | | | Quotes: 1 - 10 of 10 | Pages: 1 | | | |
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