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| Arguments with furniture are rarely productive. |
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| Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral. |
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| Even the Thickest pizza on earth will be delivered cold. |
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| I have seen the future and it is very much like the present, only longer. |
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| if you are married, there exists no comfort in being intelligent. |
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| It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. |
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| Spiders are relatively high in protein, but they tickle. |
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| Stealing a Rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly. |
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| The world as seen through the window of an insane asylum is the same world as seen from the window of a dentist's office. |
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