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| A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. | | Uncategorized | |
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| A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know. | | Knowledge | |
| A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street. | | Uncategorized | |
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| America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there. | | Uncategorized | |
| America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation. | | Uncategorized | |
| An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to. | | Uncategorized | |
| As a matter of fact, is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn't | | Uncategorized | |
| Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. | | Uncategorized | |
| Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work. | | Uncategorized | |
| Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. | | Competence | |
| Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. | | Democracy; Politics | |
| Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. | | Opportunity | |
| Ever since man invented the wheel, he has been the confused victim of the miracles he has wrought. | | Uncategorized | |
| Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. | | Girls | |
| Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone but a school bus driver. | | Uncategorized | |
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| Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. | | Uncategorized | |
