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| Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable | | Facts | |
| Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to the garage makes you a car. | | Christianity | |
| Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. | | Parents | |
| If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? | | Uncategorized | |
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| If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else. | | Uncategorized | |
| In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. | | Uncategorized | |
| It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time. | | Uncategorized | |
| It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week. | | Love | |
| Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert. | | Uncategorized | |
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| Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect? | | Perfection | |
| Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. | | Originality | |
| Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. | | Uncategorized | |
| Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone. | | Uncategorized | |
| Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them. | | Uncategorized | |
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| The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world | | Communication | |
| The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. | | Uncategorized | |
| The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance. | | Uncategorized | |
