| |  | | | | | | | | | | | A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. | | People | | | An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications. | | Uncategorized | | | Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss. | | Uncategorized | | | Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor. | | Intelligence | | | Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win. | | Uncategorized | | | Courage is the complement of fear. A man who is fearless cannot be courageous.(He is also a fool.) | | Uncategorized | | | Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. | | Uncategorized | | | If it can't be expressed in figures, it is not science; it is opinion. | | Uncategorized | | | If it can't be expressed in figures, it's not science it's opinion. | | Uncategorized | | | Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well. | | Money | | | Never try and teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. | | Uncategorized | | | No storyteller has ever been able to dream up anything as fantastically unlikely as what really does happen in this mad Universe. | | Uncategorized | | | | | Quotes: 1 - 12 of 12 | Pages: 1 | | | |
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