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| All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. |
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| Because of my success on 'Laugh-In,' I'd play to sold-out comedy club houses at the same time, ... But when I'd do my routines, I'd play to virtually silent (houses) night after night. It seemed that although my audiences were rapt in attention, my humor wasn't what they were expecting. I don't do joke after joke after joke. |
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| Certainly, Aaron wrote a real interesting character to begin with, |
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| Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself. |
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| Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed. |
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| Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past. |
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| His artistry soars to heights of sublime silliness and divine absurdity. |
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| I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. |
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| I generally do four or five dates a month, ... This is a stand-alone date I took because I was expecting to be in New York and thought this would be a good side trip. |
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| I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework. |
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| I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else. |
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| I'd rather have the illusion that (politicians) had ideas and high inspirations and principals, that they foster something in people that makes them want to be part of it instead of all of this exclusion stuff, which is really horrible. Everyone's not the same. |
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| I'll start to cry now, ... included the way I was included. |
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| I've never liked topical material, because it has no shelf life, but sometimes you just have to say something because there's too much going on that's hard on our country and the planet, |
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| If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less |
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| If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? |
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