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Quotations by author » Lily Tomlin
American Actress and Comedian. Mark Twain Prize for American Humor in 2003.b.1939
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If the formula for water is H2O, is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.
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If you can't be direct, why be?
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest -- then we can all die laughing.
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It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain
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It's not a terribly funny issue.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up
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No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
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One comedy event an evening is enough for me.
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People still love it, and I still love doing it, ... Some of [my routines] are still really funny and relevant sociologically. I do a bit of each of my characters. It's great to bring them back to life.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it
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Remember we're all in this alone
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Teflon brain - nothing sticks
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