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| The film is very 'Nashville'-like in the sense that there are all of these characters who intermingle because we're on the same radio show, | | Uncategorized | |
| The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared? | | Uncategorized | |
| The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year, everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth. | | Uncategorized | |
| The problem with winning the rat race is you're still a rat. | | Uncategorized | |
| The road to success is always under construction | | Success | |
| The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. | | Uncategorized | |
| There will be sex after death, we just will not be able to feel it | | Uncategorized | |
| There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic. | | Uncategorized | |
| Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. | | Uncategorized | |
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| We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. | | Belief | |
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| We're the phone company. We don't care. We don't have to. | | Uncategorized | |
| What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring | | Uncategorized | |
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| When we talk to God we are praying; when God talks to us, we are schizophrenic. | | Uncategorized | |
| Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic? | | God | |
| Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? | | Uncategorized | |
| You look around and you see that George Carlin and Willie Nelson are doing as well as ever. ... You can grow old and still be vital. | | Uncategorized | |
