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Quotations by author » Lily Tomlin
American Actress and Comedian. Mark Twain Prize for American Humor in 2003.b.1939
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The best mind-altering drug is truth
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The film is very 'Nashville'-like in the sense that there are all of these characters who intermingle because we're on the same radio show,
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The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year, everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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The problem with winning the rat race is you're still a rat.
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The road to success is always under construction
Success
The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
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There will be sex after death, we just will not be able to feel it
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There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Belief
We're all in this alone.
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We're the phone company. We don't care. We don't have to.
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What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring
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What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch
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When we talk to God we are praying; when God talks to us, we are schizophrenic.
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Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
God
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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You look around and you see that George Carlin and Willie Nelson are doing as well as ever. ... You can grow old and still be vital.
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