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(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage)
Judge: 'Miss West, are you trying to show contempt for this court?'
Mae West: 'On the contrary, your Honor, I was doin' my best to conceal it.' |
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| A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up. |
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| A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book. |
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| A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. |
| Men and Women |
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| A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty--he has suffered longer. |
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| A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him two--that's subtraction. |
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| A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction. |
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| A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in. |
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| A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love. |
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| All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else. |
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| An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away |
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| Any time you got nothing to do--and lots of time to do it--come on up. |
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| Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. |
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| Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em. |
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