| |  | | | | | | | | | | (During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage)
Judge: 'Miss West, are you trying to show contempt for this court?'
Mae West: 'On the contrary, your Honor, I was doin' my best to conceal it.' | | Celebrity | | | A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up. | | Uncategorized | | | A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book. | | Uncategorized | | | | | A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. | | Men and Women | | | A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty--he has suffered longer. | | Uncategorized | | | A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him two--that's subtraction. | | Uncategorized | | | A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction. | | Money | | | A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in. | | Uncategorized | | | | | | | A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love. | | Men and Women | | | All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else. | | Love | | | An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away | | Sex | | | | | Any time you got nothing to do--and lots of time to do it--come on up. | | Uncategorized | | | | | Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. | | Uncategorized | | | Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em. | | Uncategorized | | | | | | | | | |
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