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| In the words of the poet, When Duty whispers low, Thou must, this erstwhile youth replies, I just can't | | Uncategorized | |
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| Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. | | Uncategorized | |
| Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor | | Life | |
| Life is sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating. | | Life | |
| Malt does more than Hubbard did to help us look into the Id | | Uncategorized | |
| Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. | | Uncategorized | |
| Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. | | Uncategorized | |
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| Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends | | Uncategorized | |
| Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you | | Age | |
| Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. | | Age | |
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| My verse represents a handle I can grasp in order not to yield to the centrifugal forces which are trying to throw me off of the world. | | Uncategorized | |
| Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it | | Agreement | |
| Now, anybody whom a German hates, He presently exterminates, But he who exterminates a French Is never safe from Gallic revenge, But he who gets even with a German Is obliterated like a vermin | | Uncategorized | |
| Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are naïve. | | Uncategorized | |
| One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence | | Remorse | |
| One would be in less danger from the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith were more fun to be with | | Uncategorized | |
