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Quotations by author » Oscar Levant
American Actor, Pianist and Composer. 1906-1972
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A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
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A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first
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An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.
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An epigrams is a gag that's played Carnegie Hall
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Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
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Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome
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Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
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hypochondria, manic depression and addictions.
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I am no more humble than my talents require.
HumilityTalent
I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.
CelebrityFunnyVirginity
I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good
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I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
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I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
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I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.
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I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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I once said cynically of a politician, "He'll double-cross that bridge when he comes to it
Politicians
I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.
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I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients
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I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
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I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away
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