| |  | | | | | | | | | | | A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it. | | Uncategorized | | | A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first | | Uncategorized | | | An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall. | | Uncategorized | | | | | Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel. | | Uncategorized | | | Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome | | Uncategorized | | | Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember. | | Uncategorized | | | | | | | | | I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good | | Uncategorized | | | I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on. | | Drinking; Envy | | | I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself. | | Uncategorized | | | I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night. | | Enemies | | | | | I once said cynically of a politician, "He'll double-cross that bridge when he comes to it | | Politicians | | | I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does. | | Uncategorized | | | I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients | | Uncategorized | | | | | I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away | | Uncategorized | | | | | | | |
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