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| I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself. |
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| It's not what you are, but what you don't become that hurts |
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| It’s not what your are, it’s what you don’t become that hurts. |
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| Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. |
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| Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. [On Dwight D. Eisenhower] |
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| Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. |
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| So little time, so little to do |
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| Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath. |
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| The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. |
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| There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side. |
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| There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. |
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| Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. |
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| What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left |
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| You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. [explaining his way out of a speeding ticket] |
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