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| Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. |
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| Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed |
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| Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room. |
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| Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. |
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| Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing |
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| Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator |
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| For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move |
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| He was in the air most of the time ... on the air, in the air, one way or the other. It was his thing and this was his airport. |
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| He was very much at home in the TV studio or on stage live anywhere; that is where he really lived. And, you know what, it was never a chore for him. It was never nerve-racking. He was always so completely prepared by his tremendous organization that he had put together, |
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| I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. |
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| I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass |
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| I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. |
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