Land of Wisdom - Quotations and sayings
Main menu
 Home
 Categories
 Authors
 Quote of the Day
 Contacts
 Site map
Recommend to visit
 
Quotations by author » Phyllis Diller
American comedienne and actress, born 1917
Quotes: 1 - 20 of 51 Pages: 1 2 3 Next Last
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
BachelorsMistakes
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Uncategorized
Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off
Uncategorized
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
Uncategorized
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed
America and Americans
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out
Uncategorized
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
Uncategorized
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Christmas
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing
Uncategorized
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator
Uncategorized
For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move
Uncategorized
He was in the air most of the time ... on the air, in the air, one way or the other. It was his thing and this was his airport.
Uncategorized
He was very much at home in the TV studio or on stage live anywhere; that is where he really lived. And, you know what, it was never a chore for him. It was never nerve-racking. He was always so completely prepared by his tremendous organization that he had put together,
Uncategorized
His finest hour lasted a minute and a half
Uncategorized
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
Uncategorized
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
Uncategorized
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass
Uncategorized
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard
Uncategorized
I remember that I fainted.
Uncategorized
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
ChildrenMothers
Quotes: 1 - 20 of 51 Pages: 1 2 3 Next Last
All quotations are property and copyright of their authors
© 2006-2018, Land of Wisdom