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| The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. |
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| There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? |
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| There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto |
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| Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children. |
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| We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. |
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| What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day |
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| Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age / as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. |
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| Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run. |
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| You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone. |
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| You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type |
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