Main menu  Home  Categories  Authors  Quote of the Day  Contacts  Site map Advertisement iWinkels.be snel gemakkelijk de juiste winkel of winkels vinden Quotations by author » Robert Orben US magician and comedy writer, b. 1927 Quotes: 21 - 35 of 35 Pages: First Previous 1 2  Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. Uncategorized Never raise your hand to your children ð it leaves your midsection unprotected Children; Family; Parents; Violence Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. Uncategorized Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people. Uncategorized Quit worrying about your health. It will go away. Uncategorized Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral. Uncategorized Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!' Uncategorized The Playboy calendar this year has some tip-top models. Any more top and they'd tip. Uncategorized There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers. Uncategorized There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. Pollution Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator. Uncategorized To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. Computers Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down. Funny; Politicians What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds. Uncategorized With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal! Uncategorized Quotes: 21 - 35 of 35 Pages: First Previous 1 2  All quotations are property and copyright of their authors © 2006-2008, Land of Wisdom