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| . . . when you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things. |
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| a weird combination of isolation and connection and disconnection; discomfort and awkwardness. |
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| After a while, you just kind of chill. It just becomes a whole different lifestyle and no one bothers you. |
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| After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car. |
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| Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. |
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| all of our love and support to Dana and her family during this challenging time. |
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| And I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's like this terrific double bill. |
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| And then there was [Secretary of Defense Donald] Rumsfeld coming out and saying, "I don't know when. I don't know where. But something bad is going to happen." And everyone else is saying, "Wait a minute, are you working with Miss Cleo or something? What is this, the Central Intuitive Agency?" . . . And you have Bush, hearing about all the fighting over Kashmir, and saying, "What? It's just a sweater!" |
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| Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio. |
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| But only in their dreams can men be truly free It was always thus and always thus will be. |
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| Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money. |
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| Cricket is basically baseball on valium. |
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| Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table's ready." |
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| Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus. |
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| Gay robbers came in last night and rearranged the living room |
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