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| Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason. | | Uncategorized | |
| God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. | | God; Men | |
| God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time | | God | |
| Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work! | | Uncategorized | |
| He loved politics. He was always an activist on that level, always a fighter. | | Uncategorized | |
| He went from looking like a Greek god to becoming Buddha: quiet, contained, but so powerful, ... And he's such a fighter. I thought, 'He's going to the hospital, he'll be OK, he'll come out.' | | Uncategorized | |
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| I believe that once we are all gone, Keith Richards will still be here...with 5 cockroaches saying 'you know I smoked your uncle, did you know that?' | | Uncategorized | |
| I called them and told them we were coming and said I didn't know how many we were bringing, ... They said bring them all. They said even if they had to get cots and line them all up, they would accommodate us. It's been great. | | Uncategorized | |
| I called them and told them we were coming and said I didn't know how many we were bringing. They said bring them all. They said even if they had to get cots and line them all up, they would accommodate us. It's been great. | | Uncategorized | |
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| I had a lovely military flight, thank you. I love spiraling in -- nothing like that to make your colon go, "Fire in the hole!" | | Uncategorized | |
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| I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster. | | Uncategorized | |
| I still think Nancy does most of his talking; you'll notice that she never drinks water when Ronnie speaks. | | Uncategorized | |
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| I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence. The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that. | | Uncategorized | |
| I'm going to go to Kennebunkport and see if they respond any quicker! | | Uncategorized | |
| I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least, Miss Right Now | | Uncategorized | |