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| Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”. | | Politicians; Politics | |
| Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. | | Reality | |
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| See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. | | Comedy; Funny; God; Humor | |
| Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then. | | Uncategorized | |
| Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" | | Seasons | |
| Steve was that little boy in 'Deliverance' who played the banjo, | | Uncategorized | |
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| The brightest light has gone out. We will forever celebrate her loving spirit. | | Uncategorized | |
| The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material | | Uncategorized | |
| The moments of comedy are there. But the whole idea of a vacation is the stripping away of stuff and then, by the end of the vacation, (at least) in my life, you do have these moments as a group, as a family having a great time, so mellow again. It takes a while to do that but that's what this movie is about. | | Uncategorized | |
| The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" | | Uncategorized | |
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| The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. | | Uncategorized | |
| The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery. | | Uncategorized | |
| The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and yelling, "You want a piece of me?" | | Uncategorized | |
| There are so many beautiful parts of the world . . . Thailand, Italy, the south of France. There are places in Spain that are astonishing. But here . . . 25 miles and you go up on Mount Tam to see the fog come in; 25 miles the other direction and you're somewhere else that takes your breath away. There's no question this is where I want to live. Never has been. | | Uncategorized | |
| There have been two different drafts (of the script). The hard part about following it up is at the end of the first one, he revealed his identity to his kids. How do you play that out? How does she come back? One of the ideas was that he'd go to New York because his daughter was going to college and he'd be nearby. But as a script, it never worked. | | Uncategorized | |
| They make these outrageous comedies and just use these kids as props. They're not beings who are transforming. | | Uncategorized | |
| They tell me now that SpongeBob is gay. SquarePants is not gay. Tight pants maybe. SpongeBob Hot Pants? You go, girl! | | Uncategorized | |
