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Quotations by author » Scott Adams
American Cartoonist, b.1957
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A lot of people ... tend to forget there is someone in the suit.
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And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing
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Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.
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Certainly, he's touched my life and the fact that he's gotten better and was able to play again, makes me realize that what I do makes a difference,
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Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company
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Cordova is a team with a good football tradition of state titles. They aren't going to stay down very long and will eventually bounce back. It's exciting that our program has gotten to the level where we can compete with other top programs.
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Cordova's offense is very balanced, ... They have a strong offensive line and like to run first behind a real good ninth-grade running back. He rushed for over 200 yards against Parrish. Their quarterback can run and throw.
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Cordova's offense is very balanced. They have a strong offensive line and like to run first behind a real good ninth-grade running back. He rushed for over 200 yards against Parrish. Their quarterback can run and throw.
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Crazy personalities work, which is why people do it, but most manufacturers discourage it.
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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
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Dilbert's favorite gadget is his home theatre system.
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Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
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Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed.
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Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.
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He used to be a lawyer. It's a different set of guiding principles at work there. Personally, I wouldn't want to run into any of these guys at the big convention after I said something bad about them.
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He's the most soul-destroying character in the strip precisely because he doesn't know he's being evil,
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I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.
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I don't even bother walking to the couch, because there's nobody going to come in and see me. When I wake up I ask myself if I feel like working, and if I do, I get back in the chair and I work. If I don't, I do something else.
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I don't think I ever really go more than 30 minutes before I've got two or three things in my mind and I'm trying to decide which of them to use,
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I don't think I'm ever going to run out of ideas, ... The beauty of the office environment is that you put a bunch of dysfunctional employees in one room and they will find new ways to be dysfunctional that you could never imagine. I think I have an infinite well of ideas to work from.
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