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| "Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes |
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| A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." |
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| A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths. |
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| A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat |
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| A lot of people were suspecting that something was up. |
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| All Asian markets are down right across the board including Japan. |
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| Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time. |
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| Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'. |
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| Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. |
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| Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. |
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| Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? |
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| Either outfit is going to have a pretty weak coalition. |
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| Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it... |
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| Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture. |
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| Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. |
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| For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. |
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| George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk. |
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