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Quotations by author » Stephen Wright
American Actor and Writer, b.1955
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"Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes
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A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.
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A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat
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A lot of people were suspecting that something was up.
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All Asian markets are down right across the board including Japan.
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Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time.
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Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'.
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Black holes are where God divided by zero
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Boy, life takes a long time to live
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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
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Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
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Either outfit is going to have a pretty weak coalition.
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Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it...
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Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
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George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
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