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| I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. | | Uncategorized | |
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| I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it. | | Painting | |
| If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? | | Words | |
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| If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? | | Uncategorized | |
| If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? | | Cats; Funny | |
| If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen? | | Uncategorized | |
| If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses. | | Uncategorized | |
| If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey? | | Uncategorized | |
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| If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? | | Uncategorized | |
| If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the precipitate | | Uncategorized | |
| In order to succeed as a year-round resort, you have to have amenities. We aren't blessed with a ski resort. | | Uncategorized | |
| In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. | | Uncategorized | |
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| It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. | | Uncategorized | |
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| It was certainly slippery out there. It was nice to not have the snow, but we did have a pilot project that we've been waiting to try. | | Uncategorized | |
