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| It will be a moving reaffirmation of fellowship at sea. | | Uncategorized | |
| It's a beautiful car. If I owned this car, I wouldn't drive it. | | Uncategorized | |
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| It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. | | Uncategorized | |
| It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. | | Uncategorized | |
| It's just what you'd expect for the holiday period. | | Uncategorized | |
| Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. | | Uncategorized | |
| Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I know you?" | | Uncategorized | |
| Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday. | | Birthday | |
| My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you? | | Uncategorized | |
| My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. | | Babies | |
| My friend invented Cliff's Notes. When I asked him how he got such a great idea, he said, "Well, first I... I just... well, to make a long story short..." | | Friends; Friendship | |
| My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out. | | Uncategorized | |
| My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. | | Uncategorized | |
| My school colors were clear. We used to say, "I'm not naked, I'm in the band." | | Uncategorized | |
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| Negative sentiment has basically led to across-the-board declines, very few stocks have escaped unscathed. | | Uncategorized | |
| Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes | | Uncategorized | |
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| One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. | | Dreams; Television | |
