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| We need to encourage policies that recognize that being a little long in electricity is much better for consumers than being a little short, |
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| Well, you know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards, but at the last instant you catch yourself? That's how I feel all the time |
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| When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. |
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| When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. |
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| When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. |
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| When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules? |
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| When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. |
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| When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" |
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| When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice. |
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| When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes |
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| When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded |
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| When you see it in summer, it's just beautiful, and then you read the plaques about how 2,000 men died on this spot in 20 minutes. To reconcile how it looks today, the beauty of it, with what actually happened made a big impression on me, and I decided I had to do something one day. |
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| Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff. |
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| Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? The guy who wrote that song wrote everything. |
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| You can't have everything. Where would you put it? |
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