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| A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true | | Uncategorized | |
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| All of those things make it look like a really hard transaction to pull off. But it can be done. | | Uncategorized | |
| An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be. | | Uncategorized | |
| As a school board we felt it's an unfair expense to families. The lawsuit has a certain logic to it -- if you have free public education, you can't put these things on top of it. It defeats the purpose. | | Uncategorized | |
| Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything! | | Uncategorized | |
| By expressing his heart, anger and joy, Richard Pryor took comedy to its highest form. | | Uncategorized | |
| By the way, the proceeds from tonight's telecast - and I think this is so great - will be divvied up between huge corporations. | | Uncategorized | |
| By the way, the proceeds from tonight's telecast -- and I think this is so great -- will be divvied up between huge corporations. | | Uncategorized | |
| Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. | | Chaos | |
| Claire is actually younger in life than the role calls for, but her emotional knowledge continued to astound me. There was never any uneasiness between us in any of the delicate scenes we had to do. | | Uncategorized | |
| Comedians don't get Oscars, so I gave up on that a long time ago. And I can't really speak about the Oscar worthiness of my own performance. | | Uncategorized | |
| Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke | | Comedy | |
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| Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. | | Men and Women; Sex | |
| First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. | | Disease | |
| He had a tendency that, when he got down against a real high level of competition, he?d melt. | | Uncategorized | |
| He?s already been to the show. I know the intimidation factor will be out of him. | | Uncategorized | |
| Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. | | Uncategorized | |
